When I am feeling like
I have too much spare time,
There you are,
To be completed.
You, oh lab report, complete me.
You appeal to my most analytical
Clearly (and concisely, I might add)
You take up so much time that I wonder
If our relationship is healthy.
But then I think about the way I feel when you are complete:
And then I realize, that no…
You aren’t healthy.
But damn, am I good at writing you.